******* Woman *******

She is a woman.

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If you kiss her,

you are not a gentleman,

If you don't, you are not a man,

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If you praise her,

she thinks you are lying

If you don't, you are good for nothing

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If you agree to all her likes,

you are a wimp

If you don't, you are not understanding

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If you visit her often,

she thinks it is boring

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

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If you are well dressed,

she says you are a playboy

If you don't, you are a dull boy

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If you are jealous,

she says it's bad

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

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If you attempt a romance,

she says you didn't respecther

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

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If you are a minute late,

she complains it's hard to wait

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

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If you visit another man,

you're not putting in "quality time"

If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" ******************************

If you kiss her once in a while,

she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

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If you fail to help her in crossing the street,

you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

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She is a womanIf you stare at another woman,

she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

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If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen,

she wants you to talk,

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In short:

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So simple,

yet so complex

So weak,

yet so powerful

So damning,

yet so wonderful

So confusing,

yet so desirable......

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"Karan Solanki"

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