She is a woman.
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If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman,
If you don't, you are not a man,
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If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
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If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
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If you visit her often,
she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
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If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
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If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
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If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respecther
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
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If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
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If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" ******************************
If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
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If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
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She is a womanIf you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
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If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk,
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In short:
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So simple,
yet so complex
So weak,
yet so powerful
So damning,
yet so wonderful
So confusing,
yet so desirable......
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"Karan Solanki"
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